in my natsc11 class... topic: drugs (viagra to be specific)... hella funny... major laugh trip... for the whole class...

student: sir what does it do?
sir: it helps the guy... during intercourse..
student: sir how? (of course this fucker knows how! he's playing)
sir: well see the thing... the uh.. penis has to be in a certain form and condition before entering the uh vagina for pro creation! (i freaking cracked up! i didn't give a shit anymore how loud i was coz that was just too funny for me! he's gay! all he had to say was erection! what is this 3rd grade!)
student: sir what condition? (he still has that i-really-don't-know-and-i'm-really-interested-in-finding-out face)
sir: it just has to be firm first.
student: sir how?
sir: yun nga! one way to get it firm is viagra. this lasts for five hours so you can't take it at 5 in the morning (laughs a little... by himself)
student: why not?
sir: (laughs a little) becasue it lasts for five hours... you can't go out with a thing...
student: with a what sir?
sir: you know... (he raises a hand and with his finger imitates a "firm" thing (hehehehe)
student: sir can chicks take that shit?
sir: no effect.
student: sir meron. if it came make our thing firm i'm sure it can make their thing firm too! (holy shit! i couldn't take it! i had to get outta the room coz i couldn't stop laughing... my classmate on the other hand, despite the fact that we were all laughing still had a straight face on!)

by this time our prof was irritated... but my stupid classmate was so convincing in playing that i really dont know shit that sir let him get away for fucking around in class...

i do want to get married... shit i really do... maybe it wasn't the idea of getting married that was shit scaring me but what goes with it... the guy i mean... now i do want to get married... i want to go through the shit of it all... preparing for it... going through it and what comes after...

i have been doing a shit load of thinking for the past couple of days... it's been a really shitty week for me... had it not been for my friend it would just be really pathetic... he's here visiting from cali... anyway as soon as jeff leaves this girl's gonna do a little cleaning up... it's been one big mess for so long now and i have to do some major damage control before things get out of hand... fuck... who am i doing it for?... me of course... i have been thinking of what others would say or think for the past whatever and i think that's the reason why i got myself in this chaos to begin with... so screw whoevers gonna be all up in my face... it's about time i opt to put myself ahead of all you shits...

i miss cali... this is jeff's fault... i miss celebrating halloween there... fuck...  people here don't even celebrate shit like that... everyone goes to the cemetery and shit to visit their dead relatives... i mean there's nothing wrong with that... but FYI All Soul's Day falls on November 2 (i think or 1) not on the 31st of October... i was supposed to go out last night to a Halloween shit but my mom was like NAW you have to be with family and shit on this day coz it's fucking tradition... well she said it in tagalog minus all the profanity but it was something to that effect... i mean i don't hate her for it but i probably just miss cali and shit...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

i am so confused... a person i've been hanging out with for the past couple of days got me thinking if my relationship is doing okay... sad realization... i don't plan to share it but that should be enough to inform you that i am not content... it's a shitty life with arrows pointing here and there confusing people... tempting people to go this way instead of that... making all roads look all nice and pretty... i'm rambling... i better stop... i'll start crying... i should cry though for what i've been getting these past couple of days that i'm about to lose in a couple more days... fuck...

i'm in freaking class and it is so boring... trying to look for sites that'll keep my eyes freaking open for the next hour or so... this shit sucks... try this link...

FINDING NEMO

bored... i really hate this prof... sorry for the rambling i just can't stand listening to my fucking prof... shit knows i tried for the first five minutes only to doze off for a few seconds... i hate him... he's teaching us how to create a hyperlink... is this idiot crazy???? i think he is...

Was talking to my old friend a couple of days ago about the guys i normally get hooked up with... she thinks i'm the next kris aquino...

Kat: Shit ka Rica... you just did a "krissy?"
Rica: What the hell is a "krissy?"
Kat: Krissy! As in Kris Aquino?
Rica: What does she have to do with me?
Kat: You did a "krissy!"
(half of me was set on strangling my friend to death...)
Rica: Explain...
Kat: Matalino ka, maganda, mabait pero you get hooked up with the wrong kind of men...
Rica: No naman... (Kris na Kris ba?)
Kat: Do you want me to tell you why this one is wrong?
Rica: NO!!!
Kat: You should be flattered? (LOST)